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You can Master the Art of Performing Oral Sex and Easily Become the Man
How to make her
beg, and beg, and beg for you like
However, just because I'm a lesbian does not mean that I don't feel sympathy for the other team. I know how tough it can be to learn the art of cunnilingus, and I'm more than familiar with the canvas. In an ideal world, all of the hot chicks would leave guys like you and flock over to my side. In reality, that's never going to happen. So, I might as well teach you whatever it is that you're missing so the straight women can at least have a chance at happiness.
What can I say? I'm the ultimate feminist.
And an egotist, too. This means I'm good at what I do - really good! And I know it.
Learn about one
sure-fire way to bring her to a
Now let's get something straight from the beginning. I may sexually prefer women - but that doesn't mean that I hate men. I love men - I mean I really, really love men. And I respect them, too. I'm not anti-man in any way, shape, or form. Not at all! And I have something in common with most men. I love women, too - and I love bringing women to the extremes of sexual pleasure.
the course of my training in the Cunnilingus Academy, you're going to
learn a lot of things. I'm going to take you from the basics to the
advanced...and then even farther! We'll start off with a short tutorial
on how to learn the playing field. Then we'll move on to some advanced
tips, techniques, and positions that will knock her socks off. By the
end, you'll be pulling oral sex tools out of your refrigerator,
underwear drawer, and wine rack.
And then you can pat yourself on your back as you watch her toes curl!
But I'll be honest with you, too. I will not hesitate to tell it to you like it really is - which is not like you have been trained to believe by men's advice books (written by men), porno movies (made for being visual but not factual), and women who are just too respectful to hurt your feelings by telling you the truth about your performance.
How your tongue can
either be a skilled instrument -
you go through these lessons, you're going to like lesbians even more
than you did before you started. You're going to be a master of the
oral arts. You are going to be the King of eating pussy - her King - as
long as you're willing to practice, practice, practice. After all,
practice makes perfect.
So, keep your minds open and keep your notepads handy. Your brain is in for a long night, but your penis (and your ego) will certainly be very grateful later.
Happy reading, boys!
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"For nearly 2 hours, I listened to "Oh My God" and got squirted on. During breaks, she would ask where I learned this stuff. Finally, I told her I've read sex how to books before written by - guess who? She said - men? Yup. What was I thinking? So I learned this from a book written by lesbian. Talk about making sense.
Thank you so much for writing this book and I'm sure she thanks you also." Joe
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